I
was lying on my bed when I heard Alison scream. Five seconds later
Mom came barreling down the hallway holding a dagger. Whoa, back up.
Mom has a dagger? I leaped off the bed just as I saw my little
brother, Finnick, sprint down the hallway, his bubble tape trailing
behind him. Apparently he had stuck it to something in his bedroom?
That’s not relevant, I ran down the hallway. I arrived at Alison’s
room just as Mom kicked down the door.
“Cool!”
said my little sister Emma, standing at the door. “Can you show me
how to do that?!”
“Alison!
What's wrong?” shouted Mom. Alison, my fourteen year old sister,
just stood there and cried. Tears flooded down her face. Mom walked
over and brushed her curly blond hair behind her ear. “What is
wrong?”
Alison
turned around and pink fairy wings sprouted out of her back. She
lifted off the ground and bumped against the ceiling. “Alison,”
said Finnick, wide eyed. He walked over and put his hand on her foot.
“Calm down. Are you all right?”
“All
right? I am far from
all right! I
am turning into a bug!!!!” exploded Alison. Her shoulders shook
and her face reddened.
“You
are not turning into a bug. Every one needs to calm down,” said
Mom.
“I
bet you will grow pinchers next,” teased Emma.
“Mom,”
I said, crossing my arms. “My big sister is turning into a bug.”
“She
isn’t turning into a bug. Your Father can explain when he gets
home from the castle...”
“CASTLE?!”
the four of us shouted.
Mom
sighed. “He can explain to you what you are.”
“What
are we?” asked Emma.
Mom
cringed. “You are fairy princesses.”
“I
don’t want to be a fairy princess!” sobbed Alison.
“Oh.
My. God,” said Emma.
“WHAT?
I AM A FAIRY PRINCESS?!”
yelled Finnick, clutching his blond curls like they were going to
float away.
“Finnick
is a fairy prince,” explained Mom before my brother could turn into
a raving lunatic.
Fine,
I thought. Just fine.
“Kids,
have you ever heard of the brothers Grimm?” asked Mom.
“Get
to the point,” said Finnick.
“Don’t
talk to me like that. My Great-Great-Great-Great-Great something or
other was Wilhelm Grimm.”
“I
am pretty sure that Wilhelm could not turn into a bug!” shouted
Alison.
“Your
Father is the King of Fairies,” said Mom.
“And
I can read the phone book and make it sound interesting,” I said.
“Mom, you seriously don’t expect us to buy this.”
“Believe
me,” said Mom.
“Wait.
Dad is a fairy princess too?!” shouted Emma.
“Fairy
Prince,” said Finnick stubbornly.
“Fairy
King, dummies, Mom said he was the KING,” I said. Even though this
was some kind of sick joke, I needed to make sure that they got the
facts right. The front door slammed.
“I’m
home!” shouted Dad. We all filed out the door and down the stairs.
Alison flew, Mom holding onto her wrist so that she wouldn’t hit
anything.
When Dad saw Alison his eyes grew wide and he said,
“Alison!”
“Ok,
Dad, spill,” I said.
TO
BE CONTINUED……
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